The Kidnapper (also known as The Money Man or The Brown Guy) is a brown furry creature in a green jumpsuit with a green symbol on it with a red background on the left arm. He was the one who kidnapped The Red Guy, The Yellow Guy and Duck Guy on the 19th of June, as seen in the HELP videos for the Kickstarter Campaign. He can be seen talking on the phone in one of these videos to a supposed superior, but he doesn't actually talk; he just roars. He is apart of a cult or other organization of some sort, this symbol being a green face with eyes and an X where the mouth and nose should be. On June 19th the Kickstarter Campaign reached it's goal and he hasn't been seen since.
- "Money, money, money, money, money! MONEY!!" (HELP #2)